CLOSED FOR THE NATIONAL HOLIDAY

Hammerspace will be closed today in observance of the national tradition of celebrating the birth of the nation by blowing up a tiny part of it.

Be careful out there folks. When it says "do not hold in hand", listen.

And please be considerate. Some Americans love a good "SPLOSION!" Some Americans are Veterans, and get a bit rattled by explosions. Some Americans are still new babies and new mothers. Pets aren't too fond of "SPLOSIONS" either.